"They want to do everything!"

If you didn’t already want to punch Lynne Abraham in the throat from her time as Philly an ineffective DA, there’s this fucking gem, quoted from this, an article about Philly DA Seth Williams treating arrests for possession of a little more than an ounce of marijuana as a summary offense as opposed to a misdemeanor:

“Don’t tell me about polls. I don’t want to hear it. People want to drive 100 miles an hour. They want to smoke pot. They want to do everything!”